The kitchen tricked me again

One minute I’m rinsing a dish, the next I’m knee-deep in a full-scale spice rack intervention.
Neurodivergent life hack: if you say “real quick,” time hears “let’s turn this into an epic side quest.”

✨ Bonus tip: set a timer before starting “quick” chores… and then actually listen to it (hard mode).

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